Madjestic Kasual’s ‘A Mix’ series is considered by geniuses and culture heads to be the “best” music mix series in the world. It’s considered by morons and dunces to be the “worst”. This should speak volumes.
It’s time to do ‘A Mix’, but for interviews. I have asked past ‘A Mix’ contributors to respond to questions. Some have complied. Introducing ‘An Interview’: a new text-centric series featuring only the best artistes in the world.
‘An Interview’ Number 6 is with Bloodz Boi.
Pictured: Bloodz Boi
You’re the average of the five people you spend most time with. That makes me a freakishly attractive and well-adjusted lady. It makes you some mouth-breathing honky rateyourmusic commenter. I don’t know which of the following Bloodz Boi has spent most time with or if this principle applies to creative collabs, but it might make him something between Kirb LaGoop, Quit Life, claire rousay, more eaze, Organ Tapes, How To Dress Well, Tohji, Rapallo, bod [包家巷], Yvncc, miriamdola, Nosgov, umru, Katie Vick, cat soup, Dead Bart, bk beats, TeamSESH, LuckyMe, Year0001, and a whole mess of others.
Bloodz Boi is a merging. His music assimilates the spirit of impossibly fragmented post-2010s Soundcloud biz, indefinable bluelight-warped rap, and the kind of Mark Kozelekian prestige indie that hoarded BNMs until like 2013. It’s easy to be ‘eclectic’ in 2023, but it’s harder when you learned English from Deerhunter liner notes and you’re from a country that blacklisted you for being a subversive. It’s hard to bring a Carhartt-wearing Lucki to Beijing in 2015, for his first-ever international show. And it’s humanly impossible to make what should rightfully be the new Chinese national anthem:
He responded to questions I asked with answers.
What are you wearing?
Polo tee, since I got fat I love wearing them more and more
Song you wish you’d made?
The song I'm making right now
Pictured: Bloodz Boi, somewhere
Most formative show you went to?
It should be a music festival long time ago, i shared the stage with Father, A$AP Ferg, Little Simz and many more, i'm the only one local act
You can resurrect one dead person such that we can benefit from their contribution. Who are you resurrecting?
Kobe Bryant
You can cryogenically preserve one living person such that future generations can benefit from their contribution. Who are you cryogenically preserving?
Myself
Pictured: Bloodz Boi vocalising into a microphone
I just added you to a group chat with the person you resurrected and the person you cryogenically preserved. What are you sending first?
Hi, Bloodz Boi, wanna collab?
You can make two people perform consensual sex to each other such that they produce offspring. Who?
Chief Keef and Lana Del Rey
Pictured: Bloodz Boi gesturing
I hand you the Death Note. You put down one name. Whose?
My father
Goated music vid?
Too many, i just say one of them, "柯受良, 吳宗憲, 劉德華 - 笨小孩"
3 items you want to be buried with for use in the afterlife.
i dont need anything buried with me
Most sexual song?
Prince - Scandalous
Wedding song?
i hate wedding and marriage, lets ignore this question please
Eulogy song?
Vic Chesnutt - Coward
Celeb crush?
(when i'm young) Selina Jen from S.H.E
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selina_Jen
Place the Sorting Hat pon dome. What's your Hogwarts house?
Gryffindor (i know nothing about Harry Potter tho)
Pictured: not a Potterhead
Who’s playing you in your biopic?
Me, im a good actor
Something people think is good that’s actually fucking shit?
Sex, its fucking overrated
Pictured: expired travel document
An Interview Segment: 5-10-15-20-25-30-35-40-45-50-55-60-65, etc.
Pitchfork The Music That Made You question format but it’s Madjestic Kasual. Songs/albums from every fifth year of your life that defined your life at that point. 5-10-15-20-25-30-35-40-45-50-55-60-65, etc.
5: 鄧麗君 - 甜蜜蜜
10: S.H.E - 恋人未满
15: Lil Wayne - Got Money
20: Yung Lean - Hurt
25: Dean Blunt - Son Freestyle
Bloodz Boi: An Interview.
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